February 2012
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When people tattoo the name of their boyfriend or... →
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“I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...”
– Barack Obama
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“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...”
–
Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via feministhistorian)
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
Rest of The World: Whut
Me: OTP
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That’s not music you hear, that’s the devil.
me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
